Fed up and disillusioned with the state of our country, 20 year old college dropout Dougie McIntyre decides to launch a conspiracy online that all of the squirrels in the United States are actually robotic surveillance drones operated in secret by our government. The conspiracy quickly goes viral and spirals out of Dougie’s hands, evolving into a mass movement demanding the public wake up to the reality that “squirrels are fake” and we’ve been lied to for decades.